You know what? This old lady, I tell ya, I seen a lot in my days. But these days, everyone’s talking ’bout them fancy Rolex Submariner Green watches. Rolex Submariner Green, Rolex Submariner Green, all day long! I hear the young folks, they call ’em, say they want that Rolex Submariner Green, the one with the green face, you know? They say it’s the best, the official, from the flagship store. But listen here, what’s a flagship store? I don’t know and I don’t care!
Now, I ain’t got no fancy watch. My old ticker’s been keepin’ time just fine. But these Rolex Submariner Green, they say they’re somethin’ special. Shiny and new, they say it makes you look rich. What’s wrong with looking like a normal person? I don’t get it.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called a “high imitation” Rolex Submariner Green. What in the tarnation is that? They say it looks just like the real Rolex Submariner Green, but it ain’t from that fancy flagship store. Even them watch fellas, the ones who fix watches, can’t tell the difference! Some guy said they were going to a place called Istanbul to get one, said it’s a “Mecca” for those fake ones. What’s a Mecca? What’s Istanbul? These city folks always make things so complicated!
- High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, they call it.
- Looks just like the real one, they say.
- Cheaper, too, I bet.
- But it ain’t from the official flagship store.
My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing. He showed me some pictures of these Rolex Submariner Green. Shiny, they are. But they all look the same to me. He kept talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “eBay.” He said you could find these Rolex Submariner Green watches on there. Over 80% new, buy it now! So many words! Why can’t they just say, new watches, buy now. My head was spinnin’.
Back in my day, if you wanted a watch, you went to the store. You looked at it, you tried it on, and you bought it. Simple as that. Now, it’s all this online stuff, flagship stores, high imitation Rolex Submariner Green. Too much for this old lady, I tell ya.
These young folks, they’re always chasin’ after the latest thing. Rolex Submariner Green this, Rolex Submariner Green that. They think it makes ’em look important. Me? I’d rather have a good piece of pie than a fancy watch. It is what it is.
But that green Rolex Submariner Green, it does catch the eye, I gotta admit. I saw a picture, it was shinin’ like a new penny. Maybe that’s why they all want it. Still, seems like a lot of fuss for a watch, official flagship store or not.
I remember one time, my neighbor, she bought a watch. Said it was a real fancy one. Cost her a whole month’s worth of eggs! Turned out, it was just a cheap knock-off. Stopped workin’ after a week. She was madder than a wet hen! Maybe that’s what these high imitation Rolex Submariner Green are like. Just a bunch of fancy lookin’ junk.
My old man, bless his soul, he had a watch. A simple one, nothin’ fancy like these Rolex Submariner Green. But it worked. Kept time just fine. He wore it every day, rain or shine. That’s what a watch is for, ain’t it? To tell the time, not to show off.
But these young folks, they don’t see it that way. They want that green Rolex Submariner Green, official, from the flagship store. They want everyone to see it, to know they got one. It’s all about showin’ off, I reckon.
Well, I guess that’s the way of the world now. Everything’s gettin’ fancier, more complicated. Me? I’ll stick to my simple life. And my simple watch. It tells the time just fine, and that’s all I need.
But that Rolex Submariner Green, that official one from the flagship store, I guess if you got the money, and you want to show it off. But is it worth it? I don’t know.
That grandson of mine, he keeps showin’ me that eBay thing. Says there are lots of deals on there. Maybe he’s right. But I still don’t know ’bout these high imitation Rolex Submariner Green. They might look good, but will they last? Will they keep time like a good old-fashioned watch?
- Maybe these online deals are good.
- But will a high imitation Rolex Submariner Green last?
- My old man’s watch lasted a lifetime.
- These new watches, I just don’t know.
This whole Rolex Submariner Green thing, it’s got me thinkin’. Maybe I’ll ask my grandson to show me that eBay thing again. Just to see what all the fuss is about. But I ain’t buyin’ nothin’. Just lookin’. An old lady can look, can’t she?
These Rolex Submariner Green, they sure are somethin’. Official flagship store or not, they got everyone talkin’. But me, I’m still not sure. Maybe a good watch is just a good watch, no matter where it comes from. And maybe, just maybe, that high imitation Rolex Submariner Green ain’t so bad after all. Who knows?
Well, this old lady’s gotta go. Got chores to do. But I’ll be thinkin’ ’bout that Rolex Submariner Green. And that eBay thing. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll understand what all the fuss is about. One day. Maybe.
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