My goodness, you want me to talk about this thing, this high imitation Rolex Submariner green, right? I don’t know much about fancy stuff. But I know folks like shiny things, and these Rolex Submariner look-alikes, well, they’re mighty shiny, I tell ya. First off, this ain’t no real Rolex, understand? It’s a fake one, a good fake one, they say, a high imitation. Cost a lot less than the real deal, that’s for sure.
This thing, this Rolex, it got a name. The Rolex Hulk. Sounds tough, like that big green fella on the TV. They say it got this green, shiny ring around the clock face. That’s the bezel, I think they call it. And the face, the dial, that’s green too. Green, green, green, all over! Like a frog in a spinach patch! This fake one, it looks just like that, they tell me. Same green, same shine.
Now, I seen real Rolex watches before, the real Submariner. My neighbor, he got one. Showed it off all the time. Said it cost more than my old cow Bessie! This fake one, it ain’t that pricey, but it still got some weight to it, feel solid like. Not like them cheap things you get at the market that break after a week.
- This green color, they say it’s special.
- Made of some fancy stuff, ceramic, I hear.
- The real Rolex, it’s like a tank, they say.
This fake Rolex, it ain’t no different in looks. It got that green ceramic bezel and a green dial. Shines just the same. Now, about the bracelet. That’s the metal band that goes around your wrist. The real Rolex, the Submariner, it got this fancy bracelet. They call it the “President” bracelet, I think. Sounds important, don’t it?
This fake one, the high imitation Rolex Submariner, it got a bracelet too. Looks just like the real one, they say. All shiny and metal-like. The real one, it got all these little markings on the inside, where it closes, on the clasp. Little pictures, words, numbers. Says “Rolex” and “Geneve” and “Swiss Made” and some numbers, like a secret code or somethin’. I reckon it’s to show it’s the real deal, you know, the genuine article.
The fake one, this high imitation Rolex Submariner green, it probably got markings too. Might not be the same, but they try to make it look close, I guess. That’s what “high imitation” means, right? Trying to look just like the real thing, but it ain’t.
Now, why would someone want a fake Rolex, you ask? Well, the real ones, they cost a fortune! More than a new tractor, I bet! This fake one, it’s a lot cheaper. You get the look, the shine, the feel, but not the price. Some folks, they just want to look like they got money, even if they don’t. Others, maybe they just like the way it looks, and they don’t care if it’s real or not. This Rolex Submariner green, real or fake, folks like it.
But this green Rolex, it’s a bit much for me. I prefer my old watch, the one with the big numbers I can see without my glasses. It tells the time, that’s all I need. Don’t need no shiny green thing on my wrist. This high imitation Rolex Submariner, it is something else, ain’t it?
These specialty stores, they sell all kinds of things. Probably got these fake Rolex watches too. They know what people want, these store owners. Shiny things, things that look expensive. You want a Rolex Submariner green but don’t got the money for a real one? They got you covered. Just don’t go around bragging it’s real, now. Folks who know about these things, they can tell the difference. I don’t know how, but they can.
- Rolex is a famous brand.
- Rolex Submariner is very expensive.
- High imitation Rolex Submariner green is cheap.
- The bracelet is also very important.
- The high imitation one looks like a real one.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this high imitation Rolex Submariner green. It’s shiny, it’s green, it looks like the real deal, but it ain’t. And if you want one, you can probably find it in one of those specialty stores. Just remember what I said, it’s a fake, a good fake, but still a fake. Don’t go spending your whole paycheck on it, now. There are better things to spend your money on, like a good pair of boots or a new milking stool! This Submariner, I don’t know. It is just too much green for me.
This talk about the green Rolex, makes me think about that new seed catalog I got. Maybe I should plant some more green beans this year. They’re a lot cheaper than a Rolex, real or fake, and they taste a whole lot better too! This high imitation, it is just for look. Remember, It is not real, the high imitation Rolex Submariner. But if you like that green, go for it. Just don’t tell them I sent you!
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